My Antidepressant Life

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I’m not writing today because I need to clean. There are dishes to do, meals to prep, carpet to be de-furred (three cats + one dog = pet hair tumbleweeds overnight), and basically everything looks important and more fun than writing, right now. It’s great to avoid writing by being productive at something else. It’s such a convenient reason! Thanks, dog footprints on the carpet. You’re the best.

Yes, there are definitely more important things I need to do today than write.

Look! Look over here! The bathroom sink clearly needs a good scrub. Maybe a baking soda soak, while I’m at it. Look. Go on. It’s all so fascinating.

It’s self-care! That’s what it is. Self-care. It’s not procrastination or fear of failure at all. I’m just taking good care of myself. And, really, who can write with a sink full of dishes staring at them? Not me, that’s who. No siree.

When was the last time I washed the cat beds? Too long ago, that’s when. I have time for a load of laundry while the dishes run. It’s not like I need to watch it. I just need to get it started. There will be plenty of time to write after that. Plenty.

Should I run the carpet shampooer? I mean, maybe I should? I did already vacuum three times, to make sure I got up all the pet hair. If I’m going to do that, maybe I should go ahead and run the shampooer. Might as well, right? I’m halfway there, already.

Oh, oh! I could sweep! The entry way needs a tidy up. Groceries? How am I for groceries? If I’m going to pick up groceries, I’d better clean the fridge, first, and if I’m going to clean the fridge, I need to take the trash out, and if I’m going to take the trash out, I might as well empty all the trash cans.

And… and… and….


So that’s why I’m not writing today – I need to vacuum.

Absolute credit where absolute credit is due. Besides, “Hyperbole and a Half” is hilarious. She said it first, and the internet was never the same again.

In case you’re having a bad day, here is an emergency Hank.

A photo of a woman wearing glasses, sitting on a couch, with a small dog resting his head on her shoulder.
Responsible for 100% of the dog hair and pawprints in this apartment.

This blog has been taken over by the Write 31 Days challenge. Here’s the sweet, sweet index of all my posts of nope.

6 thoughts on “VACUUM ALL THE THINGS

  1. Gah! I’m cracked up! Is it bad that’s how my mind works all the time? I never thought of it as procrastination. My husband calls it ADD. At least some of the cleaning happens.

    1. I’ve started to suspect that it’s a particularly sneaky form of procrastination. I can’t possibly be putting something off! See how productive I’m being?? 😛

  2. Cute dog. I sometimes do a deal with myself. List the jobs that need doing. Get one done and then have some computer/recreation time then get back to the jobs and so on. But sometimes I make the list and don’t tick anything off lol.

  3. Oh, that’s me, too! Whenever there is something I REALLY. SHOULD. GET. TO. , I think of everything and anything else to do.. all good stuff, mind you, but why is that?! Weird how the brain works! I love your posts! 🙂 Cute little pup there!

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